23 January 2007
Babyplanners. They're not a group of people who'll sit around and help you perfect your reverse cowgirl position, wiseass. You can fantasize all you want, but this new service will actually help you shop for all the things you might need before 'lil charles comes along.
Yes, we said help you shop. Just think: there might be a million things you'll need to know. What kind of q-tips should you use to pick your baby's nose. What kind of cot should you buy to prevent your newborn from getting his or her head caught between the bars like an escaped convict. Well, thank your lucky ducky, help is on the way. (We mean, let's face it - your mom had you when?) The Babyplanners packages are offered in good, great, or amazing. Following 10 one-on-one sessions, you can then expect your new baby planner to help you select, manage, and take delivery of your fun new goods.
So you can concentrate on more important things. like your new and improved sex drive.